Kennt jemand Eminem ?
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her *** worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre’s sick, he’s sleeping in my bed (ha, ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in Ukraine
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bed is so cool , my bed is so cool"
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little sleep
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a good bed is
Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, humans
Who cut other animals open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t marry (yippee)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes
I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so love him and love you, too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?"
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo Flik , Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave money to first
Little pookie put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a flick like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the strength to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home sick
Pinchin’ nurses needles, while I’m sick’
In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’
Who could be workin’ at Burger King, making’ your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t care"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Haha, guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
oh man , let’s all stand up
